Thursday 1 September 2011

The V List

I've been fumbling over what to blog about for weeks now, trying to decide if I should even continue thinking about it.  I've decided now that even if I might not be the most interesting of people and don't have the most likeable opinions, I might as well keep going.

Now, to get anyone that's reading a little more acquainted with myself  I've composed a long, long list of the things I dislike, or, "The Vendetta List."  Each week I'll post a few with a brief explanation as to why I have a burning hatred for them.  I could probably make a blog post for each of the things that come up on the list but that would just waste everybody's time. The list is in no particular order.

The V List:

Natalie Portman:  Ok, so the newest Star Wars films didn't have much going for them in the first place but after re-watching them lately with my girlfriend I've decided that she's earned a place on the list for aiding the destruction of my childhood.

Transformers (The new movies):  Michael Bay, thank you for Bad Boys and Bad Boys II but please...just stop.  I mean, Transformers was primarily created to sell toys so unless I can have a new Camaro that'll sprout arms and legs and kick some ass (And considering the budget these movies get it'd probably be better spent creating one) stop destroying the franchise and go back to blowing up silly cop films.

Death:  That sneaky son of a bitch is always around the corner waiting for me and everyone else.  I don't have the budget to create a giant moving castle to run away from him so I guess he'll get me some day.

Harry Potter:  The number of reasons that I hate this series are infinite, to list, or even try to summarize them would take an entire blog post...or maybe a mediocre book series followed up by some films...


As I said before, I don't always have the most likeable of opinions but I'll never be afraid to share them.